Le retours du survivant épisode 2

On continue donc :-D

And Now, ladys and gentlemen, THE V-DALA GASQUE!

Firstly: What is a gasque?
Well, it's a formal dinner  where you need to wear a suit whit a tie for the women and a dress for the men...or maybe it's the contrary... During the dinner, there was singing, some alcohols, some music, then alcohol, and after food...and also more alcohol.
We had specific places with our name etc.If I remember well, I was near 2 Chinese, one Dutch and one swedish. but the one who was supposed to be in front of me wasn't here. (nice thing you will understand later)


When i was with the other, in front of the entrance, I have realized that the paper I had ( my "ticket") wasn't, in fact,  my ticket. So the thing I have carefully kept in my wallet during 2 month was absolutely useless...  eeeeetttttt m****. Furthermore, I  bought it in the beginning of the year so, now,  I wasn't even sure it was for the good gasque. Fortunately they had the list of the people who had bought a ticket.
When I went at the entrance, the nice lady looked for my name; first look, nothing, second nothing again... and finally she found me the third time......
MOUAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LA LOI DE MURPHY!!!


So in the end I could get inside. We had the opportunity to by 2 more schnaps for the diner...why not :-D We alos had one free glass of champagne. In a room there was a photographer and a lot of fun stuff for the pictures like the stormstropper helmet, a pink unicorn, sombreros etc... I was free but I don't know the pictures look strange. He should have add some stupid effect or I don't know what Oo






After around 1h we finally were allowed to go at the tables.

At the beginning  there was a little song where we had to drink some part of the shooter of schnapps in  the end. Yeah some part... not all except that I didn't know that so, like every time we have a shooter in France we dink it all...  But I wasn't the only French to do that :-D. Of course after I didn't have any alcohol left.. . not for a long time don't worry.  ( I think now the think french people are alcoolic)
During the dinner, there was:
- A choir; they arrived on the stage singing the French anthem (WTF?!) (There also made a small speech about jesus giving a glass of vodka and saying "drink! because it is very good!")

Some Brazilian music and some traditional sweedish musique ( quite nice).

It isn't very hard to be better than french traditional song; violin is better than accordion.
But I have to admit that I miss hearing my grandfather playing harmonica :-D

There was then other songs, one for children i think  (head, shoulder, knees and toes) With, of course, some modification, some moment where we add schnapps. At the beginning, I thought we had to drink when there were saying schnapps... but then I understood that it wasn't possible because It starts getting really, really fast. Not that I wasn't able to drink enough fast but while singing it starts getting harder and if you also have to fill you glass in the same time... but it should be fun to try :-D
Anyway, what did we had to eat? Some really nice "grattin dauphinois"  and moose meatballs (unfortunatly, there were very dry even with sauce :-(...  ) with red wine to accompany this (plus the beer and the schnapps ).  For the desert there was a cake... strange cake I don't really know what flavor it was, with baley or punch (well the name sounded like punch but it wasn't punch) By the way, the punch smelt like 90° alcohol but in fact it was less strong than baley Oo
One of the advantage I had during this dinner was that as the girl who was supposed to be in front of me wasn't' here, we have made a fair distribution of her stuff and so I had her beer....I also had a nice part of the alcohols of the people who were around me...AHHHH I was in heaven! 

At the end of the dinner, they have washed everything in something like 15 min to transform the place in dance floor..
As I wasn't enough drunk to dance, I tried to take my 2 schnapps before leaving.At the first bar: "Sorry we don't have schnapps here maybe at the other bar" At the other one: "Humm we don't have schnapps either.  Maybe I can trade it against another alcohol? Well Ok what do you want?"
A little bit later for the second one: "Can I have the same thing again? Nope I'm sorry but in fact it doesn't work now it was only during the dinner. (Les petits salopiauds!)"
I tried with another barman but he also knew that it didn't work... So in the end I have a useless ticket of 40 kronnors ...
I was so depress that i came back home, crying and moaning against this unfair and terrible world...

That's the end of the crazy week! Now like a wise man said, with all the money I have spend i will eat... water, that's good water....


Otherwise what interesting stuff... I have done the first exam... well done it's a big word.
I was surprised because in France I was used to learn with the exercises but here, we had at least 5 different spectroscopy technique but we almost haven't work on spectrum and try to interpret them.
So I had 0 exercise more or less. Of course there was the exercise in the book But it's like "find blablabla" and when you look at the answer it's "42" ... ok why, wich formula do we use.. Oo.
But I think the interesting lectures starts at the end of this semester because now it is more physics than chemistry so...
And there is something else also. Here the lab work are, in fact, useless for the marks because if you have less than half of the points, it do nothing, so you cant use them to "pass" the exam :-D
If you have more than half, with the best marks at the lab work, you have +10% so...

I have also learn the answer to a question of the exam. The question was something like:
"You can you use X-ray to find the structure of amorphous solid?"

And the answer was... you cant'... so vicious....   .... ....I love this teacher! :-D










 (Yeah I had to find so pictures to avoid doing a big big pavé... and I like meme)

 So that's all for now I'm too lazy to look for the mistake in the 2 article so...
If I don't write anything else during the two next months, It means that I am dead of starvation or i have eat my hand.( or that the Swedish  secret services had killed me because I have discovered the truth about the Ericsson globe. but they will never find rlv,mdkhg
skgvb jfdv
v,HELP!!!!!